This morning I got in the car and tossed my stuff onto the passenger seat. When I started to back out of the driveway I noticed that there was a gnome buckled in. While I was looking down I accidentally crashed into my aunts car. Oops. I called the insurance and when I told them what happened I left the gnome out of the story. I didn't want them questioning my sobriety. I haven't crushed a car in 14 years. I guess I was due. Merry Christmas to me.
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